2 days ago I published a little tag with Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad Wolf. Now I have written a little story to go with it, and it's called - as the title above suggests - Red Riding Hood Revisited.
Here it is:
One fine day, Red is getting dolled up to go out. Her Mom comes into her room, and asks her to take her Grandma some goodies on the way to the disco.
Red decides to take the short cut through the woods, although the sun is already setting.
A big, bad wolf comes towards her and says,
‘Hey, Girlie, off out again?’
‘None of your business, Dude’ she answers.
‘Wanna go out with me, Babe?’ he purrs.
‘You got cash in your pocket, man?’ asks Red
‘Oh, sh-t! That’s a problem’ he says. ‘I ain’t got no pocket neither!’
‘And I don’t go out with no losers’, she says. ‘Go get yourself some old Grandma and have fun with her!’
‘Hey, Babe, great idea!’ he says. ‘See you around!’
So, if you go down to the woods today – chill! The big, bad wolf is busy!
Have a great weekend you all, take care and thanks for visiting!
Good story. Now, you are a Grandma and sending the Wolf after others? Hugs, Sarah
ReplyDeleteIt's a fairy tale, silly, it doesn't really happen....It's just written to keep grandmas from roaming around the woods alone at night!
ReplyDeleteFabulous Valerie, gave me a good chuckle. Enjoy the sunshine, it's beautiful weather here too. xx
ReplyDeleteLove the tag and the story did make me smile.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the long weekend.
Hugs xx
Very amusing tale Valerie and great to go with your gorgeous tag.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely long weekend too.
We have to wait for ours as it's been moved a week to be part of our Queen's Jubilee celebrations.
Hugs, Fliss xx
Okay, if the Queen has waited 60 years you can wait a week!
ReplyDeletegreat story, lol! Enjoy your long weekend!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! This is really good, very funny! Hugs, Barb
ReplyDeleteLove it when you make me smile!!!
ReplyDeleteCute story and wonderful tag! Love the trees! Great job!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!
ReplyDeleteLove your humor, Valerie!!
Smart girl, Miss. Red Riding Hood ;]
Made my day. (LOL)
Great tag!
ReplyDeleteGreat story Valerie. You could publish a little book with lots of traditional stories re visited! x
ReplyDeleteLOVE that tag!!.. And the story too! (Is that background from the Crafter's Workshop template? It's absolutely PERFECT as a background, and love the colors too!)Hope you're enjoying your weekend! It's kind of busy here today, as I've got company coming tonight, and I'm not sure how busy tomorrow will be yet; but I hope to kick back and relax more on Monday, at least! ((hugs)) ~tina
ReplyDeleteI like this version of the tale better than the original.
ReplyDeleteYvonne x
such beautiful work, and lovely story as well, have a wonderful weekend,
ReplyDeleteGo get yourself some old grandma. :))) Lol! You crack me up today, Valerie! :) Butter in a handbag?! :))
ReplyDeleteLove your story......lol and love your fabby tags background, x
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Still giggling.
ReplyDeleteRegards Florence x
Love how you revisited Red, makes for a funny tale, much better than the original, lol. Sure made me smile.
ReplyDeleteGreat story!! Love this tag especially the woods. t/c, gerri
ReplyDeleteYou got me smiling once again. Love the story.. And that tag is amazing..
ReplyDeleteHugs~