There are, as always, strings (conditions) attached - I must tell again three things I would /should never do. OK, you asked for it:
1. - I would never call my downstairs neighbour an old goat out loud. I just think it. She loves boiling cabbage - very healthy - and so I open the little window(about 6" square) in the stair-case to let a little of the cabbage steam reach the outside world before it arrives in my bedroom. This causes her to start screaming about *fools who don't know that it is winter*. She always starts cooking at about 7a.m. so it will be ready when her son comes home at 7p.m. I am one of those strange people who do not take kindly to being woken by clouds of boiled cabbage. After having written this, I am hoping that neither she nor her son ever get to read this blog.
2.- I should never start making more distressed tags before I have cleaned up the mess from the day before. (Please note the use of *should* instead of *would* in this case.
3.- I would never be so rude to show my middle finger in public. Even when provoked, I just gently push my glasses a little higher on my nose. I can't help it that my middle finger is longer than the others and therefore my fave digit.
Thanks for the award, Gill, I will start thinking about the three recipients as soon as I have cleared up my kitchen.....
Great tags and lovely, funny writing, I love the way you write! You should (could) publish a book! T
ReplyDeleteHi Val, Thank you so much for your three things you would never do!!! So fab and funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour tags are fab as always. Spent an hour last night watching youtube videos about TH products. Must invest!!!!!
Gillx
Thanks Gill, although I do not always find Mrs OG downstairs funny....Yes, do buy some distress inks, but be warned, they are addictive!
ReplyDeleteYour tags are wonderful love your fun three things
ReplyDeleteThanks Alma!
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