Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tuesday

Good morning everyone! I am still at my friend's place, and wanted to do my blog, as usual, from here. I remembered to bring my Netbook and modem, but forgot that the pictures that I wanted to share with you are on my computer at home!
But I do have a joke that Narda sent. It's a bit naughty, you have been warned....


Last week, Ethel checked into a hotel on her 70th birthday. She was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony-a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs, and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled buttom....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

Have a great day you all, take care, and thanks for visiting!

29 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha ha!

    Thank you for that giggle,

    xx

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  2. :o) ... see you tomorrow, silly girl. hugs Donna

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  3. ROFL!! Great joke!
    Hugs xx
    p.s.giveaway on my blog. :)

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  4. Oh, crap! :)) That is funny! Imagine that happening to you. :)) hillarious!

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  5. Hi Val, very funny joke! Just got back from the dr. with the littl'un, he was sick all night! Have a nice day, hugs, Sarah

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  6. good one Valerie, thanks for today's laugh.

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  7. LOL...now that would make one feel like a fool...hee-hee!

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  8. hee hee hee!
    have a great time! enjoy your visit!
    xo
    heather

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  9. That made me laugh out loud!!!!

    Karenx

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  10. LOL!!! Good one!.. Thanks for the laughs, and hope the day ahead is good to ya! ~tina

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  11. Nice one Valerie, had a good chuckle. Yvonne x

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  12. Lol, that's a good one! Don't know where the day's gone today - hope you've had a nice one! xx

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  13. Oh you silly sausage leaving your photos behind but you made up for it with that ever so funny joke nearly spit my wine out all over my craft desk !!!! ( yes I know drinking and crafting tut tut )

    Marie

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  14. Brilliant joke Valerie, it brightened my afternoon up no end.
    xxx Hazel.

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  15. Why is it when I read the "Chocolate syrup and whipped cream" that I instantly thought of a cup of Hot Cocoa?

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  16. Well, I suppose it's a good alternative....I think I'll make myself hot cocoa, too!

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  17. OH MY GOSH--can you believe her luck??? That was amazing--I've gotta read it to my husband!! LOL

    XO
    Cindy

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  18. Hi Valerie. That is so funny. I am still laughing!
    Regards Florence x

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  19. Really funny Valerie and will make me giggle for ages.
    Hope you're having a great time at your friend's.
    Fliss xx

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  20. heheheh :) thanks for the Tuesday Tickle!

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  21. Thank's for the joke... made me smile today! :]

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  22. Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard! Narda is a great source for jokes and needs to know she keeps us in stitches with her tales. The poor desk clerk!

    Hope you are enjoying your day with a friend, Valerie. I spent mine out in the yard planting tulip bulbs before it freezes too hard and I can't dig in the soil.

    Hugs,
    Carolyn

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  23. Ha, fun joke! Ethel is a dirty bird. ;D

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  24. Nardas jokes always make me laugh!

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